emberserker | inventory for wecouldbe

Keeping
🔥Default Dress: The formal dress Anna arrived in.
🔥Adventurer's Outfit: Her free alternate outfit. Just as black, red, and orange, but more practical for running around the countryside with an RPG party.
🔥Orange Jumpsuit: She hates this.
🔥Athletic Wrap: A supportive elastic wrap for athletes to prevent injury.
🔥Calligrapher's Supplies: The most important skill: calligraphy. A wooden box with a feather quill and a bottle of blue ink.
🔥Axe: A two-handed axe that looks a little heavy, but even a twig person can lift it if they have enough rage.
🔥Sacred Tree Sprig: The branch from a sakaki tree, commonly used in Shinto rituals. It serves as a connection between humans and the gods. (set above the hut door)
🔥Rose Whip: A whip made from real roses. Even the most beautiful rose has thorns... (decorating the hut outside)
🔥Art Therapy: A medium-sized painting on futuristic-looking digital canvas. The art quality is kind of okay and depicts something aquatic-related. (on her door)
🔥Face Wash: A scent-free daily face wash.
🔥“Extra-Large Spice Grinder”: It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace.
🔥Boots: The boots that belonged to a demonic servant. Not a welcome sight.
🔥Corkboard: A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at. (hung in hut)

Can Trade
🧊Diver's Goggles: A well-worn pair of goggles, inscribed with the the address 'P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney'.
🧊A Weed: CHRIS I'M CALLIwait, this is just a green crayon.
🧊Vuvuzela: A large horn thBWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
🧊Gershwin Groundhogs Cheerleading Uniform: A green-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the Gershwin Groundhogs logo. Represent Gershwin High School Academy University with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom-poms! (x2)
🧊Pink Crocs: What madman would wear these?
🧊Mr. Fastball: A baseball-shaped velocity measurement machine. Throw it to measure your speed. But, uh...don't throw it at the wall. (x2)
🧊Plastic Light Sword: A shitty knockoff lightsaber toy. They didn't even bother making the flashlight part look like anything but a regular flashlight.
🧊Coffee (Nice Quality): A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land.
🧊Coffee (shitty): A plastic tub full of coffee grounds. It smells like battery acid and regret.
🧊Magical Mister Mistoffelees: A tuxedo cat plush. It's chest is bedazzled with small plastic gems. The tag around it's neck says "Magical Mister Mistoffelees".
🧊Fanny Pack: Looks disgustingly tacky, but at least it holds your stuff. (x2)
🧊Flamingo Mallet: This plastic flamingo might be good to play croquet with.
🧊Fez: Objectively the coolest kind of hat.
🧊Cherry Ring Pop: If you collect a bunch of them and put all of them on at once, you can become Ring Pop Royalty.
🧊Grape Ring Pop: If you collect a bunch of them and put all of them on at once, you can become Ring Pop Royalty.
🧊Crimson Ox Energy Drink: A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.
🧊Atlas Shrugged: A hardbound copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand! Makes for poor reading, but fantastic kindling!
🧊Pirate Rum: Oh, so that's where it's gone!
🧊Box of Chocolates: A metaphor for life, perhaps. There's a lot of coconut mixed in with these.
🧊Ten-Gallon Hat: A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
🧊Bath Bomb: A ball of tightly-compressed powder wrapped in vacuum-sealed plastic. This one turns the water into an opaque swirl of purple, blue, and silver glitter like a galaxy.
🧊Tobin’s Spirit Guide: A heavy, detailed guide on various demons, ghosts, and other monsters. There are some helpful handwritten notes by two different people in it.
🧊Sopor Slime Pie: This. This looks radioactive. Who would ever actually eat this. If you do, you're gonna be doing nothing much for a few hours.
🧊Hairband: A black hairband with large gray frills. Two dark red fake roses are attached on the sides.
🧊Aspirin: A bottle of aspirin.
🧊The Fox and The Hound 2 DVD: A DVD for "The Fox and the Hound 2: The Fox and the Hound Start A Band". Good thing you can't play it.
🧊Lip Balm: A small tube of chapstick. It smells like lemon.
🧊Varied Cat Toys: Toys that are very obviously for feline pets. Aw, cute! Although also an unwelcome reminder to a certain woman!
🧊Shovel-kun: A heavy, well-cared for spade-headed shovel. It seems weightier than it should be, as if with many sins.
🧊Fuzzy Socks: A pair of extremely soft socks.
🧊Magic Staff: A staff with a cobra's head on it. It feels like it might contain some horrible magic...good thing it's just a toy.
🧊Disguise Kit: It's just a bag of fake beards.
🧊Otamatone: It's an Otamatone. It looks like a music note with a smiley face, but when you squeeze its cheeks it lets out a plaintive whine in varying pitch.
🧊Cookie Cutters: Make fun shapes with your jello! This only makes sense if you're in Airlocked!
🧊Weirdly Specific T-Shirt: Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
🧊Manacles: Looks like they belong more in a dungeon. What kind is up to you.
🧊Bubble Bath: Bath in luxury with this rich smelling bubble soap. Your roommates may have to use another dorm's bathroom for a few hours but that's the cost of ~luxury~.
🧊Kokeshi Dynamo: Flip the switch on the bottom to set the doll shaking. Apparently it's a kid's toy, but I don't really get the point of it...
🧊Easy Bake Oven: It's Kenner! It's fun!
🧊Lucian Crown: Half-circlet made of silver, vaguely reminiscent of a dragon's horn. Spent its last game being worn by a Furby.
🧊Singed Silk Flower Hairpin: A very old corsage of handmade silk flowers that look startlingly like the real thing... and are partially burned in a way that suggests they had to be saved from a house fire.
🧊Magnum Permanent Marker: An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
🧊Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape.
🧊JUICY Pants: A pair of buttery soft purple leggings with the word "JUICY" bedazzled across the butt. Enchanted to fit.
🧊Dinosaur Suit: A full-body set of dinosaur pajamas made of the cheapest possible green velvet. It might have lice but when you take it off you miss it and feel a need to put it back on. [DISCLAIMER: Pajamas do not actually contain lice.]
🧊Zodiac Shirt: A plain black T-shirt with a Taurus symbol on it in orange.
🧊Turn Off the Lawsuit: A plastic neck brace with a an almost illegible signature starting with a "P" (but maybe an "R") scribbled on it in black sharpie.
🧊Seashell Bracelet: A bracelet made of various seashells strung together with love. A gift from Hikage.
🧊Green Elixir: Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty... A green liquid in a small bottle made of frosted green glass. Drinking it will reveal that it is 1) very tasty and 2) straight absinthe.
🧊Nisse: A stuffed friend for the holidays, or really any other time of the year - Gaze upon it, love it, take it home.
🧊Anna in Wonderland: A copy of Alice in Wonderland, except Alice’s name has been replaced with yours. That’s the power of public domain, baby!
🧊Everlasting Bracelet: A handcrafted item made with needle and thread. They say that once you put it on, it will never come off again.
🧊Krazy Gloo: Caution, may adhere to skin. Dries instantly.
🧊Deep Dish Blueberry Bacon Pie: A thick blueberry pie topped with crumpled with candied bacon on top. It's surprisingly delicious.
🧊Tips & Tips: A thick book that has hints and codes for every game ever released. A must-have for any true gaming fanatic.
🧊Sing-A-Ma-Jig: Your fuzzy singing pal!
🧊Kitten Hairclip: A hairclip in the shape of a little kitty cat. Properly placed, it can make a girl positively sparkle.

No Longer Has (given away, consumed, destroyed, etc.)
💔Churro: Fried dough, sugar, and cinnamon. All in one beautiful combination. (eaten)
💔Cybertronian Greatsword: A large sword with a great, golden hilt, and something written in an old language on the blade. (returned to Deathsaurus)
💔Traveling Harp: A small, handheld portable harp made of black wood with a message etched along the neck: "Ori, my dearest of all friends - may my songs always guide you through blackest night." (returned to Orthrus)
💔Zebra Leg: A great meal if you're a starving hyena. (tossed into the lake)
💔Mango: A relatively high-quality mango. You could make a religion out of this. (eaten)
💔Sand: It's not even in a jar. It's coarse and rough and you know the rest... (just left in the spa)
💔Bible+: A copy of the Bible! Hang on, there’s an extra section at the back… why is there a whole egg in here? (tossed)
💔Toxic Waste Barrel: Maybe you should just dispose of this. Quickly. (left at spa)
💔Dakimakura Cover: A long pillow case for a long pillow. Features your charmingly irresistible host, Chris McLean, posed seductively. (set on fire)